More tranny stories later!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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