The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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