Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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