Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
