Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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