he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
