Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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