I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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