I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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