Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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