rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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