please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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