he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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