bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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