Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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