It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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