I'm drive I can fine osifer
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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