dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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