I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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