so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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