T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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