dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
This is the high leading the old right now
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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