He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I would ride that face into the sunset
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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