Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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