i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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