I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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