Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She said her name was "party"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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