dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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