Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i think i just lost a toe
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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