i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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