u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
