she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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