she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Randomize
