Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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