Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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