remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Text me some of your sweat
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