I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Every concussion has its silver lining
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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