I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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