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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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