I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
