That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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