Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
