TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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