On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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