if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
it glows. i had to have it.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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