he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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