I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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