that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
