I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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