it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
